[OLUG] Win2k Source Code released!

[Chad S. Lauritsen]

Looks M$ has finally jumped on the bandwagon.

First one to compile this gets guru of the year award.
Or not.

 /*  Source Code to Windows 2000   */

          #include "win31.h"
          #include "win95.h"
          #include "win98.h"
          #include "workst~1.h"
          #include "evenmore.h"
          #include "oldstuff.h"
          #include "billrulz.h"
          #include "monopoly.h"
          #define INSTALL = HARD

          char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
          void main()
          {
              while(!CRASHED)
              {
                  display_copyright_message();
                  display_bill_rules_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  if (first_time_installation)
                  {
                      make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
                      disable_Netscape();
                      disable_RealPlayer();
                      disable_Lotus_Products();
                      hang_system();
                  }

                  write_something(anything);
                  display_copyright_message();
                  do_nothing_loop();
                  do_some_stuff();

                  if (still_not_crashed)
                  {
                      display_copyright_message();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                      basically_run_windows_3.1();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                      do_nothing_loop();
                  }
              }

              if (detect_cache())
                  disable_cache();

              if (fast_cpu())
              {
                   set_wait_states(lots);
                   set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                   set_mouse(action, jumpy);
                   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
              }

              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
              printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

              if (system_ok())
                  crash(to_dos_prompt)
              else
                  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

              while(something)
              {
                  sleep(5);
                  get_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
                  act_on_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
              }
              create_general_protection_fault();
          }



-- 
* Chad S. Lauritsen, Systems Administrator                       *
* Perfection Learning Corporation                                *
* 1000 North Second Avenue, Logan, IA 51546 712.644.2831 x 223   *
"Out of the overflow of the heart, the mouth speaks." --Jesus

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